A Legacy of Excellence

Here, have a drink

Let me give you Alcohol's Ode

*****CLEARING THROAT****

Alcohol:

A social lubricant;

A legacy of excellence!!!

An old anti-dote;

To society’s dissimilarities…

Unity through Vodka?

Thank the Russians!

We have become one brand

Through glasses of brandy,

Gullibly amalgamated,

Over a tot of whisky.

Gossip forgotten,

Three ciders later

And finally,

A bond created over a mug of beer!!!

From kegs to calabashes

Dissimilarities celebrated

Friction squashed

Myths quashed

Clear or opaque

Beer celebrates differences

And does not question your DNA make

Smooth or thick

Ciders can make the shy to speak

Aperitifs’ can sit you down for a lesson to teach

Original or fake

Wine accommodates all, of all skins it takes

Matured or dry

Sherry tells no lies

Cool down your spirits

Let me hand you a spirit cooler

Yes,

Alcohol;

A social lubricant

Is indeed a legacy of excellence!!!