Here, have a drink
Let me give you Alcohol's Ode
*****CLEARING THROAT****
Alcohol:
A social lubricant;
A legacy of excellence!!!
An old anti-dote;
To society’s dissimilarities…
Unity through Vodka?
Thank the Russians!
We have become one brand
Through glasses of brandy,
Gullibly amalgamated,
Over a tot of whisky.
Gossip forgotten,
Three ciders later
And finally,
A bond created over a mug of beer!!!
From kegs to calabashes
Dissimilarities celebrated
Friction squashed
Myths quashed
Clear or opaque
Beer celebrates differences
And does not question your DNA make
Smooth or thick
Ciders can make the shy to speak
Aperitifs’ can sit you down for a lesson to teach
Original or fake
Wine accommodates all, of all skins it takes
Matured or dry
Sherry tells no lies
Cool down your spirits
Let me hand you a spirit cooler
Yes,
Alcohol;
A social lubricant
Is indeed a legacy of excellence!!!
